Hillary Joins Columbia U. as Professor, Presidential Fellow

Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has accepted a professorship at Columbia’s School of International and Public Affairs and a presidential fellowship, according to Fox News.

“I am honored to join Columbia University, and the School of International and Public Affairs and Columbia World Projects,” she stated about her new position. “Columbia’s commitment to educating the next generation of U.S. and global policy leaders, translating insights into impact, and helping to address some of the world’s most pressing challenges resonates personally with me. I look forward to contributing to these efforts.”

“I have had the great pleasure of knowing Hillary personally for three decades, since her early days as First Lady of the United States…” Columbia University President Lee C. Bollinger wrote in a statement on Thursday. “Given her extraordinary talents and capacities together with her singular life experiences, Hillary Clinton is unique, and, most importantly, exceptional in what she can bring to the University’s missions of research and teaching, along with public service and engagement for the public good.”

She’s unique and exceptional, all right — in the degree of her corruption, political radicalism, and lust for power. She’s never done anything for the public good — only for the good of her ambition.