What's a Good Word that Rhymes with "Treason"?
Quick! What's a good word that rhymes with moonbat?
We need to know, because New York City is having a special day to celebrate poets endorsing treason. Really!
On May 12, 2005, the Welfare Poets will celebrate their inaugural Rhymes for Treason release party at New York City’s Remy Lounge (104 Greenwich Avenue). Doors open at 9 pm.
The event is sponsored by the "Welfare Poets", a multiracial group of communist megabats but with a particularly strong Latino representation.
I was thinking of submitting my own poem for this cosmic event. With Latin beat no less! Here 'tis:
Dance the Marxarena
(to the tune of Dance the Macarena)
First you throw your granny in the Gulag,
Cupboards empty, nothing in your stomache,
Then you go and liquidate the kulaks,
DO the Marxarena!
Steal the land and starve away the peasants,
Apparachiks getting all the presents,
Endless lines but dare not show resentments,
Do the Marxarena! Yes, do the Marxarena!
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Welfare poets, black and Puerto Rican, Communist, Treason; jeez, that suggests negative racial stereotpes are going to be massively confirmed! Say no more!
The CEOs made mighty spells
And Wall Street rang with joyous yells,
But way down deep, where Moonbats creep,
The Comrades heard the closing bells.
They knew the gleaming golden hoards
That filled the vaults of Finance-Lords;
The evils wrought must swift be fought
With Social Justice's bright swords.
Our Noble Ones stared down the Right
While peasants surged into the fight.
The fire was Red; it flaming spread
And burning spreadsheets lit the night.
The stock-pit smoked beneath the moon,
The traders heard the tramp of doom;
They fled their hall to, dying, fall
Beneath Red feet, beneath the moon.
The bankers knelt with faces pale,
But mercy begged to no avail;
The Commie ire, more fierce than fire,
Laid low their counting-houses frail.
From sturdy lantern-posts they strung
The bankers then, who gently swung
As they decayed, while in parade
The Moonbats marched and loudly sung:
Into the misty markets cold,
To hedge-funds deep and options old,
We must away, ere break of day
To claim our long-forgotten gold!
(With the usual apologies to youj-know-who)
Here's a word that rymes with "treason":
"AIPAC"
Pentagon Analyst Charged With Passing Secrets
By Fred Barbash
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, May 4, 2005; 4:32 PM
A policy analyst who worked in the office of the undersecretary of defense was arrested today and charged with illegally disclosing classified information relating to "potential attacks" on U.S. forces in Iraq, the Justice Department announced.
In a statement and an FBI affidavit, the government said Lawrence Franklin, 58, passed information to two unnamed individuals at a restaurant in June, 2003. He also is accused of disclosing information to an unspecified "foreign official" and to unnamed members of the news media.
Law enforcement officials said the people at the lunch were employees of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/04/AR2005050400922_pf.html
oh really Carl, couldn't resist being a troll!
Carl, you have no sense of the poetic, nor any sense of propriety. AIPIC doesn't come close to rhyming with treason, you poetaster! *rolls eyes*
Um...Asshat???
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