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Monday, May 23, 2005

Leftist Megabats Preparing Musical Comedy about 9-11

For those of you who went to see the "Vagina Monologues" and came out with a craving for more, please note that a group of ultra-moonbats from the far Left is preparing to produce a musical comedy about 9-11, dedicated to the proposition that 9-11 was all a US conspiracy with Al-Qaeda serving as patsy and being blamed falsely. This is the musical rendition of the "ideas" of people like Ward Churchill.

The group is inviting people to contribute ideas and support. It promises to have a cultural impact in America similar to "Hair" and wake Americans up to the grand conspiracy (presumably by Bush and Republicans) that in fact was behind 9-11. The sponsors insist that all of the conspiracies described in the musical are substantiated by documented facts.

The sponsors write:

"The journalistic exposition of 9/11 began with voluntary efforts on the Internet. The cultural exposition must begin the same way. The conspiracies are limited to those that can be prove 'beyond the shadow of a doubt.' These include 9/11, Prescott Bush's financing of Adolph Hitler, and Chemtrails. The existence of Chemtrails is documented, although their composition and intent is still under investigation... Events like 9/11 are the result of a conspiricy (sic) filled society. Conspiracies at the lower levels serve to protect conspiracies at the top. No one wants to 'rock the boat' with exposure. We will choose to be liberated or more enslaved by conspiracies as a result of the exposure of 9/11."
The musical will include a scene of Mohammed Ata recieving a lap dance, followed by male and female dancers, representing Prescott Bush, Uncle Sam and Hitler. The play climaxes in a "cluster" orgy, whatever that is.


6 Comments:

Jakester said...

Let's crash their crummy party, with a 767!

Mon May 23, 07:58:22 AM  
orangeducks said...

Lets explore the assumption for a moment, which is: The Bush Administration planned and executed the 9/11 attacks.

Questions:

How was it able, after just over 7 months in office, to convince the hijackers (we're told they were Arabs, but Arabs hate us, so they must have been American CIA operatives!) to commit suicide for this mission - killing Americans.

What was the overall strategic objective in the attacks? To provide Bush with a legitimate reason to invade the Middle East, right? Did we need one? And this was the best method they could come up with?

What was Bush's motivation for the attacks? Money for him and his friends at Halliburton, right? And, again, 9/11 was the best method they could come up with to make money?

Wouldn't it have made more sense, if one was in it for money, to not attack the money center of the country? Wouldn't Bush have chosen more self-serving targets, like DNC headquarters, or Harvard University, or the Hollywood sign in LA?

Was Donnie in the conspiracy loop? He had to be, right? How did he feel about the target selection, which included his office at the Pentagon? Was that just to 'throw off suspicion'?

How many people - from crash investigators on up - must have been included to keep this a secret from the entire American population (except musical producers, of course)?

Finally - and most importantly - do the Bush twins know? Because if they do, I'm never going to go out with them again!

Mon May 23, 08:54:49 AM  
J. Edward Tremlett said...

Finally - and most importantly - do the Bush twins know? Because if they do, I'm never going to go out with them again!

Dude, I'll trade you the Hilton Sisters for the Bush Twins. Paris is trying to get me on some macrobiotic diet and... um, the other one, is... well, really memorable. Yeah.

J

Mon May 23, 11:40:38 AM  
Kyle said...

I LOVE it when lefties come out with silly crap like this. It does so much harm to their views and image and they never catch on.

Mon May 23, 07:12:14 PM  
jcrue said...

this is too funny - shows you where Leftist ideaology can lead

Tue May 24, 03:44:52 PM  
Scott said...

I particular like the "Edit Me" links on the sidebar of their blog. Nice touch.

Fri May 27, 10:08:41 AM  

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