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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Ward Churchill to Become a Raelian Priest

Ward Churchill - not Indian enough to be a Medicine Man?

The Raelians, a UFO cult based in Canada, have announced they are making Ward Churchill a priest in the cult!

Not an April Fool's joke! Really! The news reached Ward while he was giving anti-American and anti-Jew speeches for the Bay Area moonbats. According to the Raelian news release:

"Rael, leader of the International Raelian Movement (www.rael.org) has just given the 'Honorary Priest' title to Ward Churchill (University of Colorado professor) for his essay which most of the US is decrying as insensitive or unpatriotic. Ricky Roehr (leader of the US Raelian Movement) is quoted: 'Mr. Churchill is exactly right in what he wrote! If we are to have peace, we must take responsibility for our part in the violence and stop handing out blame as if we have done nothing. Quite the contrary, we have done terrible things to countless people.' "

Can Reverend Noam Chomsky be far behind?


5 Comments:

beakerkin said...

I wonder if he gets a free Star Trek uniform with the title. Let us hope they do not clone CChurchill.

Tue Apr 05, 03:19:32 PM  
Redbeard said...

Will the Ferengi be next to adopt Churchill?

Tue Apr 05, 03:27:26 PM  
Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

If you were to make a caricature of everything goofy about the academic left, the portrait of Ward Churchill would emerge.

It's like we're trapped in a National Lampoon film.

Tue Apr 05, 07:39:06 PM  
Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

"Will the Ferengi be next to adopt Churchill?"

He could be the ambassador of Irrendentia Prime.

Tue Apr 05, 07:41:03 PM  
J. Edward Tremlett said...

Okay, now that is... odd.

I was wondering when the Raelians were going to start making more news, now that they've apparently failed to make more babies.

J

Wed Apr 06, 12:29:44 AM  

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