Mugabe Planning to Murder Dumbo and Simba!

Speaking of Robert Mugabe, the New Zealand Herald reports that Mugabe has new ideas for creating a progressive enlightened state. Mugabe recently proposed using the absence of food in his country as a money-making idea, and proposed to attract obese tourists to Zimbabwe for weight-loss tourism. Even Michael Moore turned him down on THAT idea!

Child prostitution in Zimbabwe has been growing as a desparate way to try to eat, the British Telegraph reports. White farmers who had their farmers stolen by Mugabes moonbats are suing the country for 12 billion pounds. The funeral trade is almost the only one in the country showing a profit. Mugabe has printed up so many Zimbabwe dollars that even "millionaires" cannot afford food. Mugabe insists Zimbabwe's economic and political problems are the direct result of a plot by Britain and the United States to topple him.

Now Mugabe has a NEW idea for dealing with the absence of food in Zimbabwe. He has turned his sights on the country's wildlife reserves in a bid to feed thousands of famished villagers, faster than you can say Hakuna Mutata:

"Zimbabwe's National Parks have been ordered to work with rural district councils to begin the wholesale slaughter of big game. Parks rangers said they had already shoot 10 elephants in the last week and their meat was barbecued at festivities to mark Zimbabwe's 25 years of independence. The 10 elephants were killed by National Park rangers. Four of the giant animals were reportedly shot in full view of tourists near Zimbabwe's Lake Kariba, the largest man made lake in Africa and a major haven for wildlife. Five years after ordering the confiscation of white-owned farms, the Mugabe regime has turned the country once dubbed the breadbasket of Africa, into a famished land with an estimated four million rural poor suffering from food shortages."

Food ran out in Zimbabwe soon after the last "election" and the country has experienced acute power and fuel shortages over the past two weeks. Even Jimmy Carter, who has made a career out of "legitimizing" fake "elections," could not stomach this one. Carter declared: "Mugabe declared that the Carter Center is a terrorist organization and asked us to leave." Basic commodities have disappeared from supermarket shelves. Mr Mugabe has promised to jail food manufacturers whom he accuses of creating shortages to encourage people to revolt. That has always been an effective way to increase food production.

So where are all the animal rights moonbats? Where are the radical vegetarians who tell us that eating corn beef is murder?

Save Simba from the Left's favorite Afrofascist moonbat! Save Dumbo!