Ali G on Da March

Evenin mates and big up fanks fo coming, and hear me now! Me and da geezers got a really special show for you all dis evening. As you know, all dem antiwar protesters what was out dis weekend in Britain supporting Saddam and bin Laden, most of dem was carrying Socialist Workers banners and buttons.

So as you knows, me and da homies fum Staines got a certain fascination wit work. It is how some geezers get their squids. So we decide to see if we could find a single protester calling hisself a socialist worker what actually has got a gig, a job!

We dodged da constalubury all day and searched through da crowds. It was “Bushie dis and Bushie dat”, and all dees bruvers was really aggro over Mistuh Blair. We search and we search. And, by Jackie Chan, we finds one at last.

We sees dis mate what is carrying a big sign what says “No War for Oil”. So I asks him, “so what you tink we DO gotta fight a war for anyways, for erbal remedy?” Chill out, he tell us. He is only there for the shag and flange, for da chicks. See, he tell us, he really is workin for his squid over in dis boozer. He took some time off to see if he can find him some spunky bitch. Problem is, all da birds he sees they is feminists and doan like geezers.

So yes, blokes, dare is at least one socialist worker what got him a job!