• 9/11/2001 Islamic terrorists massacre 3,000?
• 33 dead in Virginia Tech shootings by crazed student?
• Estimated 15,000 per month continue to die in Darfur?

None of the above, according to MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann:

"Good evening. A President who lied us into a war and, in so doing, needlessly killed 3,584 of our family and friends and neighbors; a President whose administration initially tried to destroy the first man to nail that lie; a President whose henchmen then ruined the career of the intelligence asset that was his wife when intelligence assets were never more essential to the viability of the republic; a President like that has tonight freed from the prospect of prison the only man ever to come to trial for one of the component felonies in what may be the greatest crime of this young century….”

Olbermann recovers his balance

Olbermann to Watergate snitch John Dean: "Is there, John, any sense that the chance that this President might be impeached grew tonight by virtue of his decision to commute this sentence?" Next, Olberman named Bush Countdown’s “Worst Person in the World" -- “[forfeiting] his claim to being President of anything larger than a small, privileged, elitist, undemocratic, anti-constitutional cabal." And finally, Olbermann boasted that he plans to call for both the President and Vice President to resign. So there.