Joan Baez Joins the Sheehanites
By Steven Plaut
Discover The Networks – Moonbat Central
August 23, 2005

Ah, Little Joanie Phony, Joan Baez, the Marxist who believes the US should respond to 9-11 by singing Kum-Ba-Ya.

Seems Li’l Joanie joined the Sheehan camp in Crawford this week to sing some of her squeaky folk songs with the silly lyrics. Most noteworthy is that Baez these days makes the Rolling Stones look like young unwrinkled teenie-boppers. Take a look at her mug here. A while back Joanie had been shilling for Vietnamese communist songster Trinh Cong Son, dubbed by her the "Bob Dylan of Vietnam".

Baez took to the stage on an acre lot offered by a landowner who opposes the war, performing such classic peace anthems as Song of Peace,Where Have All the Flowers Gone and Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.  She supports a victory for the Baathists almost as enthusiastically as she once supported a victory for the Viet Cong.

We have a suggestion for Joanie.  We have slightly modified one of her more famous jingles and would like to request that she sing it for the Sheehanite Moonbats:

All Their Trails – Lyrics by Li’l Phony Joanie, with slight modification by us

Hush little moonbat, don’t you pine,
You know Sheehan momma’s intent to whine
All their trials, Lord, soon get started.
Not Too late brothers, not late
So make up mind,
Put ‘em on trial, Lord, soon ’twill be over

The river of Jordan is chilly and flows,
It belongs to Israel, dude, so now you knows,
All their trials, Lord soon be sentenced.

I’ve got a little book with pages three,
And each one proves Left’s Treachery,
All their trials Lord, soon convicted.
Not Too late brothers , not late
So make up mind
All their trials, Lord, prosecuted.

If thinking were a thing that money could buy,
You know the Right would think,
while the Left stays high,
All their trials, Lord, prosecuted.